new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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