I hate all girls vehemently.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do vagina's smell?
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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