Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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