i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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