If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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