Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
