Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Is it penis luge time yet?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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