He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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