i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
