I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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