i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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