I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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