Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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