the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wish i was in the wii world.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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