they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hate all girls vehemently.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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