We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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