i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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