I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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