Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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