CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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