I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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