North Korea, Best Korea!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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