So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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