Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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