The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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