well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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