Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think your dad took our porno
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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