you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i came on her dog
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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