playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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