i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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