You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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