Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight

(1-905): View more from Toronto

i totally said that

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(760): View more from California

Joe is yelling at the trees again.

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(515): View more from Iowa

After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.

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(386): View more from Florida

I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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(512): View more from Texas

You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?

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(914): View more from New York

And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.

(845): View more from New York

I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?

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