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(805): View more from California

who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->

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(805): who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big --> http://tfl.nu/8d2r

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(917): View more from New York City

SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.

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(917): SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion. http://tfl.nu/nlg6

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(706): View more from Georgia

Did we have sex?

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No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left

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(706): Did we have sex? (1-706): No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left http://tfl.nu/lup5

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(415): View more from California

I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?

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I hope so

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(415): I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die? (510): I hope so http://tfl.nu/tt2l

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(614): View more from Ohio

she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...

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(614): she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean... http://tfl.nu/ja4j

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(503): View more from Oregon

two words: eviction party

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(503): two words: eviction party http://tfl.nu/l75h

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(434): View more from Virginia

She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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(434): She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4 http://tfl.nu/9o7z

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(416): View more from Toronto

He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers

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(416): He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers http://tfl.nu/ldwb

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.

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(780): We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150. http://tfl.nu/ontt

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

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(+64): was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ?? http://tfl.nu/6vfo

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF

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(202): Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF http://tfl.nu/zpe8

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(563): View more from Iowa

The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.

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I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.

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(563): The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers. (1-563): I desperately wanted to wear your shirt. http://tfl.nu/ni9x

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(646): View more from New York

His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.

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(646): His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex. http://tfl.nu/fp57

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(760): View more from California

I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.

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(760): I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL. http://tfl.nu/3gpf

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(305): View more from Florida

According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??

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(305): According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well?? http://tfl.nu/xpum

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