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When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"

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Prob not but she was surprised

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(773): When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate" (312): Prob not but she was surprised http://tfl.nu/a9jx

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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.

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(281): He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back. http://tfl.nu/ko52

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(207): View more from Maine

i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(207): i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like http://tfl.nu/ol8k

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(303): View more from Colorado

so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name

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(303): so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name http://tfl.nu/x1lq

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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.

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(914): Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive. http://tfl.nu/oqgn

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.

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(803): Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical. http://tfl.nu/xb5u

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(303): View more from Colorado

Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.

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(303): Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos. http://tfl.nu/cmhg

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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.

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(714): I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through. http://tfl.nu/cb3b

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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.

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(714): When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value. http://tfl.nu/r3cp

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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing

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(316): You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing http://tfl.nu/1k7o

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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard

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(805): we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard http://tfl.nu/fmkh

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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.

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(908): Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more. http://tfl.nu/qarz

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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule

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(863): I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule http://tfl.nu/m3mw

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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?

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Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.

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I'm just looking out for you.

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(716): Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday? (585): Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change. (716): ....... (585): I'm just looking out for you. http://tfl.nu/cj8v

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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.

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(61): I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege. http://tfl.nu/9edb

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