It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm like, not good at living.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
