it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just threw up on my dentist
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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