some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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