Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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