I'm drive I can fine osifer
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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