I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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