told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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