Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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