areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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