She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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