He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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