you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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