he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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