Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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