It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I wish I only lived at night.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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