Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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