I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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