Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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