Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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