i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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