I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
