I have demons in me.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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