She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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