I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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