She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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