I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Acid is not a monday night drug
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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